Shoulda' Known Better

I can’t wait…

Until the younger generation realizes that High School was the easiest time in their lives…. It shall be glorious.

Things I DON’T like about bailey…

she punched me in the face when I said I didn’t want to have sex at the moment. about 5 minutes ago.

fuckin’ bitch.

Things I like about Bailey

- I text her “Can I has Blowjob?” shes in the room within 5 minutes….and my pants are off

- she lets me motorboat her whenever I want.

I love boobs.

Say Anything Announces Tour With Kevin Devine

propertyofzack:

Say Anything will be heading out on a full US tour in March, April, and May. Kevin Devine and Fake Problems will be supporting every date of the tour and The Front Bottoms and Tallhart will be supporting on select dates. Check out the full routing below by clicking “Read More!

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Seems like an odd combo, but ill be going.

Clearly I have no life.

Just Chillin’ with my coffee and my homie, Van Gogh

I have none, My girlfriend teaches me how to match and to look like a 24 year old man should. She has lots of fancy clothes and dresses nice all the time. I wear Mosh shorts and T-shirts for 80% of my life.

shinfo.

believing in god is hip now?

I am seeing this trend with young people that seems to be growing. God is the new black. You kids are nothing but a disposable tool to spread the word of these crazy assholes. I feel so scared for you.

Love is fun.

Girlfriend was trying to wrestle me. I pinched her nipple, and while she was kneeling in pain, I farted in her face. Then I’m pretty sure I told her to make me a sandwich….

I enjoy my corner of our room. Records and movies. :)

(Source: theworldisabsurd)